So I want you to know this morning: Just do good for your own self. Do good because God wants you to be happy. When you come to church, when you worship Him, you’re not doing it for God really. You’re doing it for yourself, because that’s what makes God happy. Amen?
And treat yourself. Get a giant tv. it’s what makes you happy, and that’s what God wants.
Not even close, lady. That means Charles Manson wasn’t sinning because killing people made him happy.